rejuvenate the blog

As the web sergeant has requested a post on the blog here goes:-

What is the difference between bagpipes and an onion?

Nobody cries when they cut up bagpipes.

How many pipers does it take to change a light bulb?

five, one to change it and four to criticise his fingering.

What is the difference between bagpipes and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Over to you huffers and puffers.